I just slept for 15 hours what I miss?
oh thank god i thought i missed something big
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basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”
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"Honey, I’m leaving you for Poussey”
(via latenightdreamgirl)@2 days ago with 26612 notes
yes ur allowed to have other friends u just have to love me more
(via latenightdreamgirl)@2 days ago with 529895 notes
appropriate white culture. dance offbeat at the club. scream at your barista when she doesn’t put enough splenda in your latte. clap at the movie theater when the credits roll. put your child on a leash.prefer to be called caucasian even if you’re not from the caucus region. only empathize with animals and yourself. write prolific dissertations on hunger games characters being oppressed then ignore oppression in real life.
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